A Hot Box public service announcement
Pretzel Bites Donut Holes
Cinnamon Pretzel Bite
baked. fluffy. undefeated.
One comes out of an oven. The other comes out of a vat of oil. This page settles it.
Donut Hole
fried. dense. nervous.
Tale of the tape
Read it and Weep Donuts
| Pretzel Bites | Donut Holes | |
|---|---|---|
| Baked to golden crisp | vs. | Drowned in oil |
| Soft and fluffy inside, crisp pretzel crust | vs. | Dense. Just dense. |
| Sweet AND savory | vs. | One-trick glaze |
| Pairs with caramel, jams, jellies, mustards, and cream cheeses | vs. | Great with more donuts, we guess |
judge's scorecard: not close.
Baked to golden crisp
real photo. real oven. our late night bake.
Drowned in oil
dramatization. the grease is real.
The sweet lineup
If a donut got baked, not fried
Sweet pretzel bites, baked fluffy and finished like a donut wishes it could be. Every bag ships frozen, bakes in minutes.
Sweet dips
Take it to the next level
Four sweet dips built for dunking a warm bite. Zero fryers were involved at any point.
Official post-fight interview
Somebody had to say it
Our bites spend their time in an oven, coming out fluffy inside with that crisp pretzel crust. Donut holes spend theirs in a fryer. We are not saying it is a skill issue. The mascot is saying it.
