Honey Butter — The Midnight Snack
We fixed pretzels.
Then we seasoned
them to obsession.
Real butter powder.
Real honey powder.
Sea Salt.
Zero self-control. That part's on you.
Yes, that's
real honey.
We went to the hive. The bees were cool about it.
The midnight
snack is here.
The one you just watched
Honey Butter Bites
$10.99 per bag
About 14 fluffy, buttery pretzel bites — and a Honey Butter packet in every bag. Microwave for a soft, buttery bite. Oven if you want it crispy.
- Microwave-safe bag
- Or oven, 5 min
- Ships frozen
- Free shipping over $75
Started on a truck
The mall pretzel had it coming.
Born on a truck. Raised in your freezer.
You know exactly the one. Twisted, sitting under a heat lamp since noon, drowned in cheese that's never met a cow. We grew up walking past that thing. Hard no.
So we made bites instead. Round dough balls, sugar crust, honey butter all over the outside. We sold them out of a food truck in Jacksonville first — it just ships now.
fixed
pretzels
Fluffy on the inside. Every single one.
Read the label, it's short
Six ingredients. You can pronounce all of them.
- Butter powder
- Buttermilk solids
- Citric acid
- Honey
- Sea salt
- Sugar
Contains dairy. Warn the roommate.
That's the whole seasoning. Six things. Takes you less time to read the bag than it takes your pizza app to load.
Crunchy sugar on the outside, fluffy in the middle. Not dense, not chewy, not whatever the mall had going on.
Hot in 30 seconds.
The bag is microwave-safe, so it goes in as-is. No plate, no tray, nothing to wash at 2am.
Start the 30 secondsMicrowave-safe bag
Straight in. 30 seconds. You did nothing and you still get all the credit.
Oven, 5 minutes
Bakery-style, if you can hold out four and a half minutes longer than usual. You can't, but the option's there.
Freeze on arrival
They ship frozen. Straight in the freezer the second the box hits the porch, then forget about them until you need them.
Receipts
1,161 reviews. 78% of them are five stars.
That's the real number, we didn't round it up. The rest were typing with butter on their thumbs.
"I bought them for the kids. The kids never saw them."
⚠ Warning: one bite leads to another
Your freezer's been empty long enough.
$10.99 · about 14 bites · ships frozen, shows up perfect.
Free shipping over $75. That's seven bags. Seven bags is a normal number of bags.